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03 September 2012 @ 08:51 pm
Where have I been? ...Tumblr.

What have I been doing?

Writing an angsty, explicit Thorki fanfic. 22,000 words in. Unknown amount to go.

I need Thorki icons.
Current Mood: busybusy
12 August 2012 @ 12:26 am


Let me know if the layout is borked for you. I tweaked it a lot.
Current Mood: geekygeeky
11 August 2012 @ 09:49 pm
So I've been up all night watching Whose Line Is It Anyway - why does that show make me laugh my guts out? It's probably all the gay jokes. I ship that. Aw yiss.

And I've been trying to get into tumblr. I do not comprehend. It seems to only be a realm for awesome people. I am not allowed there. I know because I tried to make my blog, and it froze, and the layout won't change, and when it's giving me messages of death. So I'm going to have to delete my only dumb account or something and try again, if I even dare to. This is turning out like Twitter, except that tumblr is full of awesome and I actually have a few people I am stalking. but I feel sick to my stomach to try joining, because me and fandom is like this.

Um, so. So I just wanted to make a post letting y'all know I am still alive and made of fail.

If any of you remotely cares, the Thorki fic I started has more chapters posted on AO3.

As for Wade, well, he isn't far from my heart, guys. My heart is a big lonely place with plenty of room for lots of sexy weirdos. Yep.
Current Mood: drunk i have no idea
Current Music: Set Fire to the Raaaiiiin by Adele
06 August 2012 @ 02:22 am
Title: Coming of Age
Author: Guardian
Fandom: Thor (based largely off the movie and mythology, but entirely AU)
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Rating: PG-13, eventually NC-17 I hope
Word count: 2,380
Summary: Thor will soon come of age, and he desires to travel to Midgard. Loki helps his brother get this wish, and ends up being forced to accompany Thor.  This is the start of an epic adventure and romance. .3.

Hugely huge thanks to dragonflydevi who introduced me to the amazingness of Thorki (curse you!) and then had me inspired to write within a mere week of becoming a fan. I have huge plans for this fic, which only Devi knows about, and I hope she will needle me lovingly until this is complete.

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Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
04 August 2012 @ 11:21 pm




Title: Everything Nice 9/??
Author: Guardian
Rating:  PG
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Timeline: sequel to Sugar & Spice
Disclaimer: written for fun, not profit.
Word count: 1,600
Summary: Hope is sick. Thank goodness she has two daddies to take care of her.
Previous Parts:  Master post here.

You big sillyCollapse )

Current Mood: flirtyflirty
15 July 2012 @ 10:07 pm
Good news: I have more for Everything Nice.

Bad news: It's just over 900 words long.

I guess I'll be sitting on it to either a) add filler or b) think of more that will fit into this scene. I'm sure I could do b. But I have an itchy trigger finger.

Also, I went to an amusement/waterpark today and had sooooooo much fun. And I'm paying the penalty with severe sunburn. Fucking ow. I hope I won't have to call out of work tomorrow, I'll be so embarrassed. Making penance by treating myself to Fifty Shades of Grey smut.  Um, this shit is actually pretty good.  Well, I've only read up to the first actual sex bit so far, but I was quite smitten by the wooing and the romance. The main character is Bella Swan-level clumsy and has a weird brain, which throws me off, but I connect with her far too well, like being an almost twenty-something virgin. Too bad I'm not remotely beautiful though!  And the guy, Christian Grey, is totally making me think of Lex Luthor of the Smallville persuasion, aka Michael Rosenbaum. Can you say lickable? The fandom dork in me wants to be like, "Someone wrote erotic fanfic about you, Lex. lulz."

Here's picspam.

And because no one asked for it, here's this freaking hilarious video of Michael Rosenbaum doing a parody of Taken that I'm sure you've all seen but I only just recently remembered it and my god that man is willingly filming himself wearing a wig and bra for teh lulz. Please take me now.

Current Mood: amusedamused

Title: Helping Hands Part 2/2
Author: Guardian
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Wordcount: 2,600
Summary"You know, there's been a substantial increase in my laundry because of you."

Continued from the smutty beginning.

Silly, silly boysCollapse )

Current Mood: amusedamused
This is what I've been working on for the last forever. *potential facepalm*

Title: Helping Hands
Author: Guardian
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Wordcount: 4,600
Summary: Wade has an embarrassing problem. Nate is his friend. Friendship can come with benefits.

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  Exciting conclusion here! 

Current Mood: scared awkward
03 June 2012 @ 08:55 pm
Wolverine: Origins was on again, and I watched it without raging.  The key was to turn off the TV as soon as they cut to Wolverine living it up in Canada. Trololololol.

Oh, Wade. <3

Btw, I went to my local store of awesome and purchased 4 different huge comic book collections involving Deadpool in the X-Force. Score.  Also bought X-Men triple feature (X-Men, X2, and The Last Stand combined because I'm a cheap ass) and the Hunger Games to finally read, if anyone gives a damn. ♥